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• Bill
• Sep 1, 2010, 1:57
I am still unsure of whether we celebrate 911 or not? Do we go to a park, eat hot dogs, corn on the cob, cole slaw, potato salad? Sing patriotic songs? From what I gather, 911 was a Miracle-Come-True for a lot of people, the Defense Contractors and Private Mercenary Firms most certainly. And compared to a lot of wars– and to be honest, this never felt like a war– there have been very few deaths after ten years. Well, unless you’re Muslim, but that’s where I am also confused. Are we cheering their deaths? There’s an Israeli Rabbi who is ranting on about how it is moral, even imperative to kill non-Jews, especially Muslims and our country is supposed to be in lock step with Israel on everything, so does this mean cheer the deaths? And we supported Israel killing all those civilians, including American citizens in that Gaza flotilla incident, so I understand that even killing Americans, if Israel says it is a good thing is… a good thing.
I am also unsure if we are still supposed to be praying for Bush, or if we should just change the prayer books ourselves to say Obama? It doesn’t rhyme as well, and I understand the government is a little low on cash these days, what with bailing out the bankers and sending all that aid to Israel, and I want to do my part and pray and sing as loudly as any other patriot at the celebratory picnic a couple of weeks from now… but I am just not sure how to work out the prayers and songs with Obama in and Bush out. Does Bush become a Saint? He’s not dead yet. So if someone could clear that up while at the same time posting a few words that rhyme with Obama, besides Osama, that would be helpful.
And does anyone know if the new prayer and song books will be coming out before the Blessed Invasion of Iran Day Celebration? I thought it was a done deal that we were going to let Israel bomb them once and then we’d take over and try and finish it for them, but ever week they keep putting it off. It’s not like it rains there, so there’s no reason to call it off. Are we suppose to act surprised in a patriotic sort of way when it happens?
I know the post is about not asking questions, but I have so many…
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Liam Replies:
September 1st, 2010 at 5:07 AM
Will it become a ballpark holiday? Bar-b-ques? Days off from school? Sales at the mall?
Was “independence day” less bloody? Was the revolutionary war less ‘upsetting’ to those who lived through it?
Will we get ’9/11 three day sale at Best Buy’ coupons by 2021? Will twenty years be enough time to start shopping on the day, in the name of the day?
It’s being spun and managed so handily already: “The noble Iraq war! We didn’t go in for good reasons… but damn it if we didn’t go in like Americans!”
Yes, it’s all putrid. Ca pue. It stinks.
But… I forgot. No questions allowed….
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