Are You A SAPSAC?

by Liam Scheff

Are you in a SAC – a ‘Standard American Couple?’ Or are you a SAP – ‘Standard American Pairing?’

If you answer “Yes” to any of the following questions, you may be a SAP.

1. Do you believe that the “American Pie” movies have any basis in reality?

2. Do you think that you “sow your wild oats when you are young, and then ‘settle down’ for life with one person,” never to linger in those oat fields again?

3. Do you suffer from a lack of communication or sexual satisfaction in your long-term relationship, and secretly blame yourself (or your partner) for your dissatisfaction?

Did you say “yes” to any of the above? If so, you may be a SAP in a SAC.

Solutions:

Read this book – SexAtDawn

A. Discuss with your partner. Laugh about how stupid and selfish you’ve both been.

B. Take a wild vacation with a romantic fling, and come back with more oats to share.

Repeat 1x to 2x per year for life.

Liam Scheff is author of Official Stories, of which monogamy-for-life-marriage is one.

Liam

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