Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Everything
November 24th, 2006 — -The entire history of humanity plus a complete philosophy of human behaviour, all in nine little words (plus a thousand, for the photo):

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General.
You said it, General Bonkers… (Thanks to the paper of record, The Onion).
November 25th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
Confucius’ dog say:
“HIV like my tail. Impossible to catch.”
November 26th, 2006 at 2:55 am
Whatchu talking bout, Wilhelm?
I’ll tell you, that General Bonkers sure makes Rumsfeld look like a chump…