Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Everything

The entire history of humanity plus a complete philosophy of human behaviour, all in nine little words (plus a thousand, for the photo):

General Bonkers on War

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General.

You said it, General Bonkers… (Thanks to the paper of record, The Onion).

Posted in The Art of War.

2 Responses to “Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Everything”

  1. Wilhelm Godschalk Says:

    Confucius’ dog say:
    “HIV like my tail. Impossible to catch.”

  2. liam Says:

    Whatchu talking bout, Wilhelm?

    I’ll tell you, that General Bonkers sure makes Rumsfeld look like a chump…