23rd May 2008

She’s a Killer…Queeeeen

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Clinton tells the press, ‘Drop out? But the ‘hope’ man hasn’t been assassinated yet! Just give it a month!’:

“My husband [Nepotism-Monarchy Alert!] did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it,” she said.

She'll come to get you!
- ‘Die, Black Man, Die,’ says Hilly, on the trail. Hope dies last, indeed!

What’s left to say, but:

“She keeps her Moet et Chandon, in her pretty cabinet/’Let them eat cake’ she says, just like Marie Antoinette/A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy/At anytime an invitation you can’t decline…”
She’s one of us….fooffthNo Queens of AmericaShe’s one of us….fooffthNo Queens of America

“She’s a Killer Queen, Gunpowder, gelatine, Dynamite with a laserbeam/Guaranteed to blow your mind - Anytime!/Ooh, recommended at the price, Insatiable in appetite - Wanna try?”

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There are currently 6 responses to “She’s a Killer…Queeeeen”

  1. 1 On May 24th, 2008, Dan said:

    WTF?!

    I wonder what was going on inside her thought bubble immediately after she said this.

    Was it “note to self: think it, don’t say it”?

  2. 2 On May 24th, 2008, Liam said:

    “Do it, don’t spray it,” maybe.

    She’s a terror. An absolute terror.

    Doesn’t it make you look at the “long-suffering” years of “poor Hillary Clinton” in an entirely different light?

    Who’s zooming who, is and was the question. I mean - who’s using who?

    They’re a couple for the ages… the Dark Ages.

  3. 3 On May 25th, 2008, Manu said:

    Sounds like a threat to me. Terrible woman, I don’t know what people see in her. She is totally revolting. I cringe every time I actually see her.

  4. 4 On May 25th, 2008, Dan said:

    Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

    Several days before Clinton used the A-word, there was a discussion on the Stephanie Miller show about Clinton being Obama’s running mate.

    Ms. Miller jokingly said that if Clinton was the VP, that Obama should get a food tester.

  5. 5 On May 27th, 2008, Liam said:

    She did clear it up later, stating, that it was just an historical reference, badly used. And I agree. Come on, all you reactionary dummies out there! Can’t a lady get a break? I mean, really.

    Her campaign released a press release in order to clarify, that there were other historical references that she was considering citing, but felt that they would be even less approprite:

    From the Clinton campaign1:

    “We were first going with Malcolm X, but he was assassinated in February, so that was no good. Martin Luther King was April…so that was a no-go. That left Robert Kennedy as the obvious reference for summer political assassinations.”

    On the other side, the Obama campaign was also considering some historical examples more appropriate for Mrs. Clinton1:

    “We liked Marie Antoinette, but she was executed in January… Joan of Arc was executed on May 30. The date worked, but Hillary Clinton is no Joan of Arc.”

    The Obama campaign said that they settled on an August date, more appropriate to the character of Mrs. Clinton:

    “Leona Helmsly.” An August indictment.

    1 All facts in the above parody are absolutely quotable, but not necessarily quotably factual. Some may have been “misspoken.”

  6. 6 On May 27th, 2008, Dan said:

    Bullshit.

    Now she’s playing the victim again. Or people are misconstruing what she said.

    Was she tired again? Please.

    Bringing up Robert Kennedy’s assassination was stupid at the very least. Accurately or not, Obama is often compared to Robert Kennedy. Coincidence?

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