Astronomers Discover Mini Black Holes in Mountains
July 25th, 2009 — Liamby Liam Scheff
Thunderbolts.info
Astronomers may have discovered the cause for a long-sought and troubling mystery - the cause of small bright fires in low to mid-sized mountainous regions worldwide, especially during warmer seasons.
- Image: NASA artist’s conceptualization of mini-rogue black hole, of the new kind scientists have discovered in mountain ranges.
NASA scientists have determined that a new and startling breed of micro-mini rogue black holes may be responsible for generating these spectacular, but contained, light shows.
“We never thought this sort of thing was possible,” said David Prill, of the University of Gloucester, but we’ve been wrong before.”
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July 26th, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Great piece! Funny piece!
If it didn’t have the word ‘parody’ above it, I doubt few people would have questioned it. It reads exactly like a standard science article.
I like the arrows that point to nothing (as if to actually show something), and that you added a ’skeptic’ to the article for “balance” (who happens to have his own goofball theory).
Seriously, this sounds SOOOO much like something I could read in any science magazine, that the idea of ‘gravity igniters’ is not only “plausible” but could have been turned into an immediate part of black hole theory.
Well done!
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